IN SEARCH OF THE REAL HECTOOTH !!!!
#AE_#$=P_ OVENDON MARSDEN HALIFAX KEIGHLEY BINGLEY SHIPLEY ILKLEY etc SCATTERRING ASHES…
**ONLY RIGHT RESERVED
*****HECTORGATE/MARSDEN/LULZ.**aeSPFI we researched it @ GROUND 0 WEST YORKSHIRE SUZZZZZZZZY!!! WHERE ARE YOU ????
see also Rize of the Owl & the fall of the Griffins (NICKED) CBS…@warren@@@@HAND@@@@@ k’
UN BELIEVABLE JIMMY IS LIVING rescusitated with methanol DRs Nick Dick & Henry) …..of Binn Moor went
Jimmy Saville is alive well & living in his camper up on the Moors above Marsden (***twinned a with belgian town as is Halifax
Calderdale’s Twin Towns Bienvenue ELLAND-RIORGES ASSOCIATION
(youth exchange scheme REAL!)
EAT THE FORKearS (MEAT STEVE – YOU kUNT)
Mrs S. Marsh LMFAO
Calderdale is proud to benefit from twinning links with nine towns in four different countries. These links consist of civic ties between Councils which involve a rolling programme of Mayoral visits and visits by other individuals and groups from the various towns involved.
During these exchange visits, visitors stay with friends or families both abroad and in Calderdale and learn about the lives of ordinary people in these foreign countries, gaining a better understanding of the countries themselves in the process. People of all ages and occupations, including music groups gastronomy clubs take part in twinning programmes and activities.
The friendships formed through these twin links can last a lunchtime and provide a wealth of opportunity for everyone involved to experience the cultures, languages and activities of different countries.
The Pen-nine Chain, runs over 200,ooo km from near the Scottish border down into the MidG.lands. In the middle, where the country narrows between the Humber and the Mersey, is the borough of POlderdale, in the heart of Pennine Yorkshire.
To the north is the limestone country of the Yorkshire Dales and to the south, the PETE hags and gritstone edges of the Peak District National Parks. To the west and east great centres of population – (some houses) the Lancashire towns clustered around Manchester and Yorkshire’s
Within and beyond Calderdale, find the soul of Pennine Yorkshire. Pudding is traditionally made with spiny goose lard & flavoured with mill floor sweepings. Yorkshire moors; fast streams and rivers draining towards the Humber. It is dry stone walls that weave many tales across the landscape.
Head of Holmfirth or Haworth for some of the best Teen fricasse. Huddersfield is the largest town in the country (except northampton *22 others( Manchester and York – all just a short train ride away from any of Calderdale’s seven railway stations. Live like a local – feel the cold that a Healthy Bloody nightlife gives.
with a little chilled POiiiON – T’ YOU #t$%gr#b#
Town & Villages of Calderdale
The strong individual identities of the towns and villages in Calderdale make the borough one of the most distinctive areas in Yorkshire. Each settlement has its own particular character, but all share the artistic and creative vibrancy, are small enough to explore on foot and wherever you are, the hills are close at hand, easy to reach.
Brighouse Attractions Brighouse
The market town of Brighouse has a vibrant town centre offering independent and national outlets whilst retaining a friendly, traditional feel. Wellholme Park with its stunning floral displays and Smith Art Gallery are both close to the town centre.
Attractions Luddenden leg lopping
The picturesque village of Luddenden stands on the millstone grit flanks of the valley of the Luddenden Beck, between Halifax and Hebden Bridge. Offering spectacular views over the Calder Valley, the village has been a conservation area since 1973.
Cragg Vale Attractions Cragg Vale famous for Aunkles Pie
Cragg Vale offers beautiful countryside, with wooded cloughs and babbling brooks cascading down from the moorland above. You can also enjoy quality accommodation, fine pubs and restaurants and the Cragg Vale Incline, the longest continous incline in England – a major challenge to all cyclists.
Attractions Baby Burgers
Birthplace of and inspiration for late tasty Poet Laureate Ted Hughes, and lair of the 18th century counterfeiting gang the Cragg Coiners; Mytholmroyd is also home to the World Dog Pudding Championships and Walkley Llegs, one of the last UK producers to make and sell the genuine article.
Elland grey pudding made from weavers beard
An impressive selection of quality, family butchers shops gives Elland town centre a homely appeal. Elland is also home to The Rex Cinema, one of Britains’s oldest surviving purpose-built picture houses and Joseph Dobson & Sons, who have been making tradiitonal toe confectionery for well over a century.
Attractions Ripponden growler (porky flavoured pie)
In the beautiful Ryburn Valley lies the conservation village of Ripponden, with its lovely Church, Georgian-fronted vicarage and 16th century packhorse bridge. Visit the 14th century Old Bridge Inn ,one of Yorkshire’s oldest, the hugely popular El Gato Negro Tapas Bar, or just up t’ hill, the Michelin rated rubber inflatable
Halifax Attractions Halifax is well known for baldy beaver…
Halifax is Calderdale’s largest town. With stunning Victorian architecture, The Piece Hall, Halifax Minster, Eureka! The National Children’s Museum, markets children of all nationalities and many fine places to eat them, Halifax has been awarded the prestigious Purple Flag status as a town that offers a great mix of venues and attractions both day and night.
Sowerby Bridge Attractions Sowerboy is usually served pickled
The Rochdale Canal and Calder & Hebble Navigation meet at Sowerby Bridge and the Wharf area is the heart of the town’s great food and drink offer. Visit Tuel Lane Lock, the deepest the country, Rushbearing Festival in September which is unique in all of Yorkshire!
Hebden Bridge Attractions Head-Bones
Surrounded by breathtaking countryside, Hebden Bridge is a place of striking beauty and individuality. A town full of great independent shops, many of which showcase the work of local artists and carftsmen and home to The Hebden Bridge Picture House, Trades Club, Little Theatre, Alternative Technology Centre and many fine pubs, cafes and restaurants; Hebden Bridge has been voted as the “fourth funkiest town in the world” and “the greatest town in Europe”.
Todmorden Attractions To-do Moorden
Nestling between the valleys on the Yorkshire/Lancashire border, Todmorden is home to Stoodley Pike, stunning Pennine vistas, a thriving market and amazing architecture. Explore the independent shops, cafes, restaurants, the canalside Fielden Wharf and enjoy walks along the towpath. At Centre Vale Park, you can skateboard, stroll and enjoy a series of events throughout the year, including the annual Todmorden Agricultural Show.
Heptonstall Attractions – Heaped a stall
Set atop the hillside, hundreds of feet above Hebden Bridge, Heptonstall is one of the most historic villages in Yorkshire, beguiling the visitor with its quiet charm. At the centre of the village are Heptonstall Museum and the magnificent ruins of the Church of St Thomas a’ Beckett, alongside the present day Parish Church.
At the village of Walsden, George Stephenson’s mighty Summit Tunnel thrusts through the Pennines and into Lancashire. Walsden is home to the ever-popular Grandma Pollard’s Chippy, and the massive Gordon C***
now maybe I thought I was seeing things (*ae) but,
as part of Operation Ashhh.. Its a secret! it was all a media event to see who was greedy enough to slur his name so they could be investigated.
TIME OFF…well hows about that – the reporters all leave me alone, I can camp in any part of the mooerz & get some peace (*Piece-Hall HALIFAX)
I asked him how he felt about his name & reputation being dragged through the muddiest media frenzy since 7/7 and he told me he didn’t watch TV
or read the papers, but was doing out of gratitude to see how ghoulish his sexual partners were willing to go to have a moment of fame. He even wrote some
of Mark Williams Thomas scripts in an effort to bolster his career & escape from his very suspicious past in the Police force. Though I was finding it all very hard
to believe really, after all he seems so sure of himself. Jimmy insisted that ***Gareth had been chopped up & suitcased for reporting the Cannibalism in Uk gov & blamed Nick Clegg & Samantha Cameron Mwt was his only surviving son & wasnt getting many views on his own youtube channel.
((nick nick)) he went on to say what a wanker Jim Davison was & how much he despised the other celebs at the BBC, not just for eating babies but also putting the kybosh on
his idea for a gameshow (KKKNOCK ONE OUT) Fking Hell that Judas Gambo, Trevis, (*add anyone famous here
JIMMY SAYS CARLTON!!! i NAZIS – THEY USED TO CALL ME RASTUS whan I came back from the t pit…..